kaijuvanitas:

intrepid-inkweaver:

thefemaleofspecies:

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.

Isn’t that the SMPFilms dude on YouTube?

l0veletterz:

l0veletterz:

a short horror story for those who are hard of hearing:

english (auto-generated)

i can’t believe how much notes this post has. what the fuck

libertypical:

glumshoe:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender

talesfromweirdland:

Vintage Mexican pulp art. 1960s.